Ode to the Tumbleweed

Tumbleweed, Oh Tumbleweed
In fabulous G-Town; 

You will always & forever
Turn my frown upside-down....

Your backyard's a train track,
The patio? Brand new.


When I first walked through your door
I knew my dreams had come true!


With your mullets & dart boards, 
Your chandeliers, your perms


I'm eternally grateful 
I haven't caught any germs. 


Karaoke nights
With Mac & Cheese bites.

Cops & handcuffs, 
Girls getting in fights!


Bedazzled jeans pockets
To match my best friend;

People are packed together:
End to end!


White folks are dancin'
Entirely too fast,


The fun never stops ----
It lasts & lasts!


Tumbleweed, oh Tumbleweed!
I will never be blue!

Tumbleweed, oh Tumbleweed!
I'll forever be true!