Ain't Too Proud to Beg....

So, I want know how the heck I become one of those cool people companies just send stuff to. You know, to test out. Give my opinion. Keep it. Love it. Blog about it. I have made a greedyrific small list of things I feel I really need to test out. And keep:

* Step 2 friends, my children could really use a playhouse. A cottage would be lovely; something that several little ones can play in at once. How about this one? Or this one?  I'm --- er, I mean, they ---- are not picky....

*  Dear Vera Bradley, there are several items of yours I feel my family could really provide a lot of feedback for....The Weekender  in Night & Day or Paprika would make the hours long car rides to see family more bearable. Really anything in either pattern a cool, hip mom of two sassies could use my opinion. My husband would look FABTACULAR in the Loves Me necktie. The girls could use matching Audrey handbags. Sure, Owynne is only 8 months old, but it's never too early to learn about cute bags. Preferably ones in the Loves Me pattern....Or the Cupcake patterns.

* Krylon compadres. Your marketing department could definitely benefit from my opinions on your many spray paint colors & chalkboard paint. I heart spray paint.

* I am ADDICTED  to buttons, so I am certain I could provide valuable input on this, Discount School Supply people. A few hundred 3lb bags ought to be enough for me to determine an opinion.

* For those of you who know me well, I am a bit of a nail polish hound. I am raising the girls to love it as well. So here's you to, OPI. Thanks in advance.

* Ribbon, ribbon, ribbon. I love ribbon!!!! In particular, I love grosgrain ribbon. So, neighbors at Offray, I would LOVE to provide you with my discerning opinion on any & all of your grosgrain ribbon products.

* And, last but certainly not least, I have recently become completely infatuated with FABRIC. I think I would make a most excellent reviewer for the latest Michael Miller , Alexander Henry , Moda, Robert Kaufman, & Mary Engelbreit  fabrics. I would also be fantastic at reviewing any out of date or retired fabrics you may have laying about your warehouses....

So there you have it. As you can clearly see I would make an outstanding asset to any of these Research & Marketing teams. Tell your friends, companies.

I truly do love all the wonderful items I have listed here; I have not been paid monetarily by these companies to say these things. Nor have I been provided product ---- yet.