Interview With a Weasel Nugget

Last week I did a mini interview with my big little girl, Karsen Hope. I LOVED hearing her answers & plan on doing Q&A's with her regularly....Maybe I'll even let her ask me some questions next time.


Which got me thinking: Owynne's vocabulary is completely ridiculous for someone her age (22 months), so how much fun would it be to interview her?! I decided to do just that at lunch today. Here's what happened: 

What is your name?: Me.

How old are you, Owynne?: Guht. 

You're good?: Yuh.

Well, that's nice. I see it's lunch time. What are you eating?: Eat. Pop. Corn. Look me!


What song do you like to sing?: OOOOOOoooo! Yeh-yo song! (she dances in her chair)

Do you like to go nigh night?: Uh-huh.

Who do you go nigh night with in your bed?: Chu-cho bed. Papa ego seep. Nigh night, Mama.


You go nigh night in your bed with Cheerios & a papa eagle sleeps?: Mmm-hm.

Allllllright. Do you like to go outside?: Mmm-hm.

What do you like to do outside?: Mo boobyeuh. 

You want more berries? Mmm-hm. Yotsth boobyeuh!

What are you going to be for Halloween?: Yuh-yo pinthesth.

A yellow princess? I thought you said you wanted to be an orange princess.: Oh. 

Hey, where's puppy?: Out-thide.

What is she doing?: OUT! THIDE!

OK, OK, but what is she doing?: OUUUUUT! THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!

Alright, gee whiz.... Eat gass. Yuv eat gass. 

Puppy loves to eat grass?: Yuh. 

How are you feeling?: Guht. HUM! HUM! 

Huh? Who says "hum hum"?: Yama sezth HUM! HUM! 

Oh, a Llama says "hum hum"?: Yuh. Mo boobyeuh. 


I don't think you need any more berries.... WHHHHHHHHHHHY?!?!?


Well, because you've had enough & too many more might hurt your bottom. Oh. WHY?


Owynne, what makes you happy?: Yuh-yo pinthseth. 

A yellow princess makes you happy?: Yuh. 

What else makes you happy?: Yuh-yo shoesth. Geen shoesth. Geen toesth.

Yellow shoes & green shoes make you happy? Yuh. Geen toesth. 

Yes, you have green toes....(It is at this time O puts her feet on the table, takes off her socks, & puts them in one of the places on her divided plate)

What makes you super happy?: Puh-puh.

Your puh-puh makes you super happy?: PUH! PUUUUUUUUUUH! MOMMY GET OUT! HAH-OPE!

You want help? Are you all done eating?: OUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!! PUH-PUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HODEJU MOMMY!


After she was freed from the prison that is her booster chair, I decided to ask Owynne Faith one more question....


Hey, Owynne, who do you love?: Yah yah yuv. 

La la love? Uh-huh.