I am one of "those people". You know, the friend that regularly has a story you hear & think, "WTF?" So here's just a couple things that have happend to me in the last 24 hours:
1. I don't have a picture to support the first one, but here goes: I went outside yesterday to water the plants in our backyard. As I grabbed the hose, my view was accosted by a gigantic, disgusting spider. Rather than just leave it alone, I decided to rid our yard of this unwelcome pest & turned the hose on the sucker. Because I hate spiders so stinkin' much I may have gotten a little over zealous with the water. And I may have sprayed my phone, my iPod, & the docking station in the process. I also may have sprayed the baby, but I'm not entirely sure because she had already gotten "bitesth" from the hose....
2. I stopped by the gas station on my way home after dropping K at school this morning. As I was paying for my beverages a sneeze got stuck in my nose. I hate that. And then the cashier said, "Oh, you have allergies. I was going to ask you if you were alright, since you look a little weepy." Awesome. Here's a picture of my date for the next four months:
Cute, huh?
2. We had a bunch of produce that needed to be used, so I thought I'd make salsa. Rather than just chopping everything up I thought I would get a little sassy with it & grill the tomatoes, peppers, & jalapenos. On the grill. Two things happend here: I prepped the veggies just fine until it came to the jalapenos....I could smell the hottness of those suckers even before I cut them open, so I knew I wanted to take out the seeds to avoid atomic fireball salsa. Easy, right? Yes, but then a seed from the first jalapeno flew off the edge of the knife. And up my nose. Atomic fireball nose. Then I went to start the grill & it wouldn't start. It hates me. So I had to use the broiler instead. BORING.
Pre broiler, post atomic fireball nose
And THEN I got onion juice in my eye. It has been a day. But the salsa is delicious.
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